My activity mentality

My activity mentality is affecting my productivity,
My busy body bothers about even the buttons,
My entirety base on priority is in dexterity,
As if going and coming is same as gliding and climbing.
Is this what I should be doing?
Is this what is due him?
Lord I trust you to guide me with your rod and staff.
On this I rely solely.
Thank you for guiding me.
I love you too Jesus.

I JUST SING! (Don't stay down, get out of that mood)

I JUST SING! (Don't stay down, get out of that mood)

While training Di-Ambassadors how to discover themselves I also discovered something new about myself.

Its a discovery, not because it has not been there remember, but because I just realize it.

Been predominantly melancholic by temperament, I could get real depressed after a big outing. Also my perfectionist tendency won't let me enjoy my hunt after it's roasted.

So here's my discovery, I could SING, so I could sing myself in and out of ANY MOOD. Meaningless right? Wait a second;

A person of my type may feel worthless, frustrated and useless after producing a master piece. Yes, and it's really bad that some even can contemplate suicide. So instead of this happening, I JUST SING. And that way I enjoy my spoils. Glory to God!

If you are my type, even if you cannot sing, play a hard beat or high tempo song like afro-hip pop, metallic rock, hard cord rap and so on. Turn the volumes all up and sing along not minding who is there or not. You may want to use an ear piece.
You can also fix your mind on the next project. Which ever way DON'T STAY DOWN-GET OUT OF THAT MOOD!

My Joke of the week (Akoko Adura-Prayer time)

My Joke of the week (Akoko Adura-Prayer time)
Since the 1st of July, 2013, the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) in Nigeria has been on strike.

Some of us just choose to laugh it off with different concepts and ideas. Some have drawn cartoons, some did mock news and so on. My friend (Christian Sanni) shared this one with me and I did the interpretation.

Just feel free and laugh:

Akoko Adura (prayer time);
Waa gbadura (you will pray);
Waa pariwo toooo ( you will shooooooout)
Waa kigbe be eni ti won fi kondo lu;
(You will scream like someone beaten with a pestle);
Waa wipe (you say)
**ASUU, KINI MON SEEEEE, FI AYE MI ATI EKO MISILLE!** Aduraaaa
(**ASUU, what is my offence, leave my life and academics alone!** Prayeeeeer).

Oya! Yea! ASUU!..............
 Lol!
If you forget to laugh, you are pessimistic, if you laugh to forget you are optimistic...

Have pleasant day.

DISCOVERING YOUR TALENTS

TALENTS
Mensa Otabil defines talent as resource that is invested into our lives for the purpose of yielding profit. Talents are your natural abilities which you were born with. It is inborn and everyone-yes! Everyone have some talents. These talents are there to be discovered, developed and deployed.
Identifying your talents could be a little tricky but all it takes is for you to watch yourself and be very honest with yourself. The steps below can help you discover those hidden treasures God has deposited in you from your mother’s womb. Remember, be open minded. Don’t read the steps with the aim of confirming what you wish is your talent. Rather follow the step, imagine yourself been spread out on a tray and trying to figure out the real thing inside of you. Be objective-it’s your life we are talking about here.


DISCOVERING YOUR TALENTS
Step 1. Find time and think of what you love and enjoy doing and can do very well. What do you love to do even before you are ask to do it? What do you seem to be naturally good at doing? Something you do so easily you wonder why it’s difficult for others to do? What is it that when about to start or when it’s time to do it you jump on it and once you have started you don’t stop, in fact they would have to literally drag you away from it? What is it that even when they say ‘I no send you’, yet you go ahead and do it because you really enjoy doing it? If you find it-that may just be what we are looking for-your talent.
Note: this does not include the kind of ungodly pleasure you derive when doing the wrong things. It has to be something profiting to you and those around you positively.
Step 2. Explore and explore more! Find a place or environment where you are free to express yourself without the fear of been ‘wrong’ or ‘criticized’ or ‘teased’ and try different things. This is because you cannot know if you enjoy writing until you try it. You cannot know how much you would enjoy dancing until you try. Explore! Try things you think you won’t like, try the ones you have not tried before. It could be with friends you are very free with or you alone. Try dancing before a mirror, try rearing animals, try drawing, picture yourself before a crowd and teach them, or motivate them, or act drama for them. Try running, try playing tennis, football, handball, try cooking, try baking, try doing M.C.- just explore! You may not know which one would really lighten you up. If you love it, enjoy it and it came easy-watch it! That may it.
Step 3. Interest and attention. Remember I said watch yourself and be honest. So to discover your talent you have to note what catches your attention? What arouse your interest? What kind of people do catch your fancy naturally? Do you love the blue collar or white collar people? What kind of books do you prefer to read? As you flip through the magazines which one do you really feel attracted to? What subjects do you love talking about, especially the one that your friends would shout on to you to shoot up! Yet you are not done and would love to continue talking? What makes you very excited that you feel like carrying out of your love/excitement for it? What makes you scream-wow! Even when others don’t see anything in it? What is it that you can’t wait to finish what you are doing and start doing? That may be it!
Step 4. Ask questions. Ask questions from anyone willing to tell you. Ask your friends one on one. This is because they see you when you lighten up and get excited about some things, when they find some things difficult they bring it to you because you can do it. So ask. Then compile the answers you get from them and compare them. The answer you get are also reliable in discovery of talent. Most times there are a lot of things people see in us that we ourselves never took note of. But that does not mean everything they say is correct, rather they are just pointers. Compile, compare and correctly convince yourself.
Step 5. Also what people say or always comment about you is quite helpful. You don’t have to be seriously doing what you are doing; sometimes you may just be doing what you are doing even absent mindedly and not caring about what you do. But while doing it, someone would so love what you are doing that they may keep watching the way you are doing it. Some would just come tell you that they appreciate the way you do it. Some people may have been watching you for a while before they tell you. To you, you were just doing a normal thing-but to others it’s amazing. Some may even call you and give you ideas on how to develop it. You may probably be thinking every other person does it naturally too but you don’t know it’s always looking different to them when you do it- start to watch it!
Step 6. Help others discover themselves by telling them what you perceive is their talent. Yours may just be there waiting to open as you help someone else. Just like yourself, you may be sure of how talented your friend is in a particular thing and your friend may not have discovered it yet. Help your friend yours may be uncovered in the process.
Step 7. Be bold and have the guts to try. Most people don’t try because they don’t want to be wrong. They don’t want to fail. But, how would you know if you will pass if you don’t try. If you feel like singing-sing. If you feel like dancing-just dance. If you enjoy doing it then do it again and again. Talent is always first a raw material, you won’t get all the joy in one day, but that little you did will lighten you up. Also note what you are not so good at doing or you struggle to do. At least that will make you stop looking that way and also help you look in the opposite direction where your talent would be. Be bold enough.
In conclusion, if you find it, practice it more often. Even if you find out that the excitement dies off after some time. It will eventually pave way for the real ones.
VERY IMPORTANT
It must not be only one, you may and should discover more than one because you could be multi-talented however you would also have a major.
Don’t be afraid or ashamed to admit you were wrong if you find out you were wrong. Follow the steps again and don’t stop till you get what you want-Thank God we are still young!

LIVING PURPOSEFULLY DAILY THROUGH SELF DISCOVERY-3(abstract)

DI-AMBASSADOR’S SUMMIT
LIVING PURPOSEFULLY DAILY THROUGH SELF DISCOVERY-3(abstract)
(1COR 2:9-10)

HOW DO I DISCOVER MYSELF?
Discovering yourself involves getting to know who you really are, your abilities, strength and weaknesses in order to live a purposefully daily and ultimately achieve Gods purpose for your life.
     People say a lot about themselves such as ‘I’m a humbly person’, I’m this… or that…, do you always agree that its true?
Tip: Keep this in mind; people always say things they wish they are or they think they are instead of what they really are. Also nobody loves talking about their weakness and they prefer to just ignore it and think others too will ignore it. But you know now…..
I have divided the self discovery tools into two; primary/independent factors and secondary/dependent factors. The difference is that, you can discover yourself solely on the primary/independent factors. While the secondary/dependent factors only help to confirm the findings of your primary factors. The secondary factors are not on their own dependable because of its sly nature.
THE PRIMARY/INDEPENDENT FACTORS INCLUDE;
Talents;
Gifts;
Passions; and
Divine Revelations.
THE SECONDARY/DEPENDENT FACTORS INCLUDE;
Temperament;
Childhood dream/desires/hero; and
Life Expectations.

LIVING PURPOSEFULLY DAILY THROUGH SELF DISCOVERY-2

LIVING PURPOSEFULLY DAILY THROUGH SELF DISCOVERY-2(abstract)
(1COR 2:9-10)

The truth is that, most people who claim to know their purpose in life only have an idea of what God has in store for them. The Bible, in 1Corinthians 2:9, says But as it is written, eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him. (see also Isaiah 64:4).
So those who have “discovered purpose” majorly discovered themselves and started living purposefully every day of their life.
SELF DISCOVERY, on the other hand simply means knowing yourself, your abilities, strengths and weaknesses. This will help put you on the right path to fulfilling your purpose in life.
For instance, I strongly believe that the purpose of Joseph coming to the earth was to save the Israeli Nation and the World from going into extinction through hunger. Joseph’s purpose was primarily to feed his family, Egypt and the World from starvation. [ He called down famine on the land and destroyed all their supplies of food; and he sent a man before them – Joseph, sold as a slave. Psalms 105:16-17] But, Joseph discovered himself early that he was destined to be a great leader and role model. He also discovered his administrative abilities as he kept his master’s house and even in Prison (Genesis 39:1-5). He was equally later endowed with the gift to interpret dreams. This self discovery coupled with his consistent and unbroken relationship with God made him live purposefully every day and he ultimately fulfilled his God given purpose.
That doesn't mean that you can know your purpose. Instead it means you cannot decide how it will be by yourself. A quick reminder of how to maintain a consistent and unbroken relationship with God is that you must connect and re-connect to God daily. The first connection is for you to be born again anew or re-dedicate yourself by accepting Jesus as your personal Lord and Saviour. While the ‘re-connect’ is to keep your link with God by daily devotion, prayer, study of the word and doing what the word says.
I pray you too will become a great leader and role model for others to follow in Jesus name. Amen.

LIVING PURPOSEFULLY DAILY THROUGH SELF DISCOVERY-1

DI-AMBASSADOR’S SUMMIT
LIVING PURPOSEFULLY DAILY THROUGH SELF DISCOVERY-1(abstract)
(1COR 2:9-10)

Man (men and women) didn’t just appear on a worthless planet and kept wondering aimlessly, rather, everything has his own purpose for existence. The sun has its purpose, the moon, the goats, and the gigantic, non-complaining mother earth are all achieving their purpose. God did not take His time out of His tightly busy schedule just to create a useless thing let alone a useless man. In this same way, everyone has a reason for still living. Therefore the reason for God creating anything and particular you is the same as the purpose of that person. God, the creator, created every personality not as a coincidence but an asset from which He expect dividence.
It is worthy of note that aside from God having a purpose for our lives, that purpose which He has is a good one- yes! It is a good purpose. However, what you make of it or out of it depends largely on the choices you make. It is very possible for everybody in a class to pass a particular exam just as it is possible also for everybody in a particular class to fail. It all depends on the seriousness of both the teacher and students. God is ready to make you pass, so why not decide to pass and do what it takes to pass excellently.
The problem, however, is that most people don’t care to find out their purpose while others may have a clue yet live a life without purpose. My prayer is that from this very momemt you will live purposefully daily in Jesus name. Amen.

DON’T WANT TO BE MYSELF

Don't Want to be Myself

All across the street, down to the media in my room,
They say if it feels right I can do it,
But, right there in my room it felt right just for a moment and then it felt all wrong.
“Be yourself” have been the topic,
But only doing God’s will can bring me tropies.
I was conceived and my Momma bore me in sin,
You see, the scene and place of my birth was not the seen but sin.
I grew up to understand sin without been tought.
I didn’t learn to steal before I stole,
Neither did I learn to cheat, lie and cover up with other lies before I became a professional in them.
But, I had to learn to speak the truth and obey.
I had to learn to love and live peacefully.
I had to learn not to get angry.
I had to learn not be myself.
Now each time I hear-“Be yourself”
I wonder which of myself I should be.
I remember who I was back in those wasted years; rude, stubborn, a liar, a cheat, a player, volatile, dangerous, and a devilish cool-calm-good-bad-boy.
But Jesus came; picked me, brushed me, washed me, cleanse me, hugged me, saved me, and steady me in Himself.
It’s no longer what feels right, but what Jesus say is right.
I don’t want to ever be myself again.
Lesser till none of me, and
More till all of you Jesus.
Even if I’m called the 21st century cave man,
I still choose to be ALL FOR JESUS.
Shelah.
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Last Week Wednessday (short story)

Last week Wednesday (short story)

I felt much relieved after a cold bath. Stretching out my legs, I use one pillow for my head and hug the other one tightly like something so precious I don’t want to lose. As usual my ritual before sleeping is to recollect the entire event of the day.

The alarm woke me up by 5:30. Though I had kept it a little far so that I must get up, I actually got up and killed the alarm. I went back to sleep. By 6:13 or thereabout, I finally got out of bed and woke my roommates so that we could pray.

They had both slept on the bed while I was on the rug. The rule is, that the first to sleep decide where to sleep and the others grab the available space.

Sometimes one of us may even need to go to a neighbour’s room to pass the night if the available space is not ok for him.

Well I can’t remember if that rule was really ever made but, that tradition in my room could be said to be judicially noticed.

After the prayers, I picked up my guitar and started playing the beginner cords. I played from the G major to the D major and C major with a two stroke count each and a return to D major to complete the four music count and my instructor told me: “every song you know has the count 1, 2, 3, 4”.

Well Isreal did not like the beginner sound of guitarist so he left the room as usual. Some other days he will probably shout on me to stop the insanity before deciding to leave or put an ear piece in his ears.

The guitar is, as I have always said, my only girl friend and I call her – kemi. Joe joined me by singing any song he thought could go with my progression. If it is not flowing, he just freestyle anything – just enjoying himself warming his voice. He soon brushed his teeth, hair and slipped into a Pam sandals and said goodbye that he was going for rehearsals in one Emma's house who has a keyboard in his house. When I asked him if he won’t be going for Prof’s lecture this morning, he said; “hmm Prof no get our time yet, till like two weeks’ time. Bye.”

About 10 minutes later, I got bored and felt dizzy so I dropped the guitar.

I called Isreal's cell phone, but, he knows he dear not pick the call since he is in  our neighbour’s room. When he entered the room, I was already in the bathroom so I shouted to him so he could hear me above the noise of the water and he shouted back too. I ask him if he was not going for Prof’s lecture and his answer was in pari-material to what Joe said earlier. I got dressed anyway and off to school I go, I will rather find out myself than be told. And i was out by 7:58.

By 8:36 I was walking back to the room-Prof had not come as they prophesied.

The off campus room suddenly seem too far and I felt so tired and stressed out already. The lecturer professor Abdulkarim Sule had only thought the class twice since the semester began about 2 months ago. The prof’s had personally fixed the lecture for 8:00am this morning only to call the calls rep at about 8:15 that he will no longer be coming without any reason for his current decision. Disappointing the half of the class that took the courage to come again.

“Na my white shirt pain me pass” David  a course mate said, walking up to catch up with me just when I was about taking the corner close to the female hostel.

“Me too” I responded, joggling back to reality. ”I’m tired self, let me go home and sleep then later I will do Dr. Antony’s assignment.”

We were already in front of the hostel and he was stretching out his hand to shake mine, meaning he wants to take the other way.

“Na true. Make me check Veronica. Later man! No follow woman” He said.

“You too dey careful the kind of woman you dey follow.”

I snicked into the room, closing the door behind me carefully and quietly so that my neighbours would not know and also Isreal may not know.  The single room self contain was still the way I left it, un-kept and un-swept. All the same I slipped into my blanket and breath in the air in the stuffy room and silently wished the room will remain quiet at least for a while.

I have not even finished making the wish in my heart when Isreal bumped into the room so noisily that it irritated me.

“who enter this room?” He said; and seeing me he busted into laughter which irritates me the more.

“You no even fit pull your precious white shirt before you lie down for bed?.” He added.

“How that one take affect you?” I snapped.

He kept on laughing and I felt like hitting him.

“sha I tell you say prof no go show that background, you go dey form geek, wear white…”

“Abeg, shut up!" I snapped, "You way dey house, waytin you do, see plate, to wash no wahala, see food, to cook na gbege, tap no rush since yesterday, to go tank fetch water for compound here na jamb, you go woman room go dey watch movie”

“see what prof has done. Na me make you vex? Na me say make prof no come? Abeg no do any transfer of aggression for here”

Well, I knew he was right, am only pouring out a little bit of the frustration I felt this morning. After wasting so much energy walking and even running to school so as not to be late and also to find out that my roommates were actually right and I was wrong.

“Joe never return?” I asked. Calmly this time as if avoiding sorry but apologizing still.

“Na today be the finals of the Campus Icon talent hunt so the rehearsal for today na one with a difference.”

“Hope say you go go cheer am up for the show”

“Yes oo. You too?”

“I dey go fellowship now, abi you forget?”

“meself get where I dey go later today”

“joint things again….” But Isreal you suppose they reason this ……."

Joe bumped in smiling and laughing as he look into his phone. Something tells me Isreal was greatfull for that interruption which have just saved him from another marathon advice and sermon for him to change.

We are all use to Joe smiling and laughing into his phone so we all waited patiently for him to relax. He breathed in and out a couple of times to regain his control.

“Guys” He started. “Musty posted this on facebook some minutes ago” He started reading.

“6 diploma students in diploma II in Economics department went to their Dean and reported the level coordinator that they paid money to the level coordinator so that they would pass his course, but, that he gave them carry over instead.”

“Wow!” I commented as we all roughed in laughter.

“Some people foolish”

“call it self indictment”

“Wait." Joe continued "Check out this one; A Judge called the court register and ask him to call the defending lawyer who has earlier sent in some money to bribe the Judge on behalf of his client. When the lawyer came in, he handed over 5000 (five thousand) over to him. The lawyer was surprised. Then the Judge said; ‘I know you gave me 55,000 (fifty-five thousand) as bribe but the other lawyer has also given me 50,000 (fifty thousand) earlier so am returning the change so that it could be balanced and I will decide the case on its merit.’”

We roared and roared in laughter. And with that the mode of a proper day was set. We continued talking and laughing. I was already up from the bed, change my cloth and we all set out lazily to do something. We talked while we cooked, washed the plate and fetch water. We talked about law, music, celebrities, girls, and even meaningless things. We ate together, played cards and I later left them and I slept around 11:30 to 12:00 noon. I think I heard someone say round two(sleep).

I was up at about 1pm and still don’t know what to do with the about 3 hours I have before I initiate my evening plan. I brought out Joes’ PC. I was greatful he did not go out with it. I started to watch a two-and-half hour movie. Joe soon join me and since he did not tell me what will happen next, it only means he had not watch the movie himself. Before the conclusion of the movie, I had washed my faced, brush my hair, change cloth and prepare for my evening phase. I checked my bag again, my books, Bible, jotter and phone charger were all intact.

I wish Joe luck in his audition and in less than 15 minutes after the movie, I was out.

The evening went well as plan with very little and in significant distractions and disturtions. I went straight to the class, finished my assignment. What is left is to type and I can do that with Joes’ system. Then i went to the fellowship, checked on a friend and I got back home at about 10:45.

For me and my roommates, the night-begin by 11:30pm. So I was not surprise that I did not meet any of them at home. I was glad that to still find some food in the pot which I ate without warming even before going to the bathroom.

Now I smile as I remember that Wednesday will soon be gone in few hours if not minutes. In my mind, I draw a skeletal picture of my schedules for tomorrow. I will add flesh to it in the morning.

For my roommates, we have a lot in common and so do we have a lot not in common. The three of us came to this school about four years ago like tabular rasa, now as semi-finalist, its like we have chosen our parts already. I love the  church and the academic field and do not care much about my music even though I can sing and play about 3 instruments. Joe love music and do not care much about academics even though he is intelligent. However, Isreal who should have being the smartest of the three of us because of his earlier exposure is the one who has chosen to drink and smoke till his lungs burst.

As I slipped into the dream world, I prayed a short prayer and hope that one day when I looked back at my day I will be proud of how I spent my days.

©Joshua Boyede

The Stone is. Rolled Away. (spoken words)

The Stone is Rolled Away

It is a job well done, Jesus finished and said we’re done,
He connected us back to God and gave us hope,
True life he restored, we are free from the rope.

The mission was accomplished in its exact directions and prescriptions.
Step by step nothing was left out.
Perfect timing, perfect place and the result – perfect peace.
At a point he wanted to opt out or put it on hold,
He asked the cup should pass, He dread missing the Father & the fellowship with the Holy Spirit for a moment.
But just as the words passed out, a clause accompanied that neutralize the cup and sealed and delivered him ready.
You see, Jesus has a will but He chose to be behind the wheel as the Father’s will drives Him.
He won, first in the garden,
Strength was released – administered by the Angels.

Aside the betrayal and been sold out by a friend,
Aside His folks preferred a Robber over Him,
Aside the ones who has been with him running & denying Him,
The Holy Spirit also was on a vacation and the Father turn a blind eye on the Son.

It not only seem a sad day, it was an awefull sight.
The Father though could not behold the Son, yet watched helpless, as men merciless, make the Son lifeless.
The Holy Spirit sat still & quiet, hands on His jaw as life was been snapped out of his best ever partner,
Yet, the All-Powerful, All-Knowing, Almighty, the Great Teacher and comforter did nothing.

The Elders, Arch-Angels, Living Beast and other Angels alike all gasp as if they have not seen a Ghost before.
With tight fist, clenched swords, war formation and aggressive anticipation,
The Host and Army of Heaven watch their Captain and Commander-in-Chief being humiliated,
But, He never said the word-not even by mistake or slip of tongue.

Peter hung around the crowd and whispered – ‘free Jesus’, ‘free Jesus’,
But shame and fear would not let the next person notice any other sound except ‘crucify him’.
See even the son of padition could not take it and was deceived to end it with a rope to his neck.

They crowned Him with thorns and laughed him to scorn; He simply ignored them.
They gave the KING of Kings a slap and spat on his face; but anger was never an option.
They beat Him with wipe, tore his skin, gambled with dice for his garment,
Yet He never mind the ice but remain gentle, calm and nice.
He prayed for them, but instead of a resounding Amen,
They pieced His feet, pieced His hands and pieced His side.
They drain His life – His blood all out and spread it all over before the Father.
They took the LORD of Lords and restricted and constrained him by human laws.
They put the creator into one of His least creations and enclosed the Word that created the world in a small world caved of stone.
They rolled the stone against Him, mounted guards and put the Kings signet on it.
An attempt to roll it will be criminal.
They smiled and said; “We won’.

He committed His Spirit to the Father, but it was not the Father that first received him.
He was received as a prisoner of Satan.
You know, that should have been the best day in the dark world.
Every filty spirit, demons and share holders in the dark company was called to a compulsory feast.
The wardens of hell didn’t take Jesus straight to his cell,
They took him to the chief warden and to the feast of the dirty and fallen Angels.

The feast was to properly be kick-started by a slap across Jesus’ face.
But, just as the lame light came on, the devil, his hands raised to seal his authority & begin the feast-
The story line changed; the prisoner was no longer chained and the raised hands held.
Instead, Jesus seal his own victory and dominion and authority as he rain slaps on the devil in physical combat.
The centre stage became the arena. Jesus defeated the devil in a duel and disgraced him before his entire host.
The fallen Angels watched with fear and awe, it was a flawless victory, the devil is dethroned.
Jesus won, He took the keys of death and hell; He set the captives and prisoners free.
And for two more days in the human calendar, the dark world wished Jesus had not died.
And for eternity, Jesus rules forever.

And it was time to return to glory, in Heaven, it was an ecstasy,
The jubilation rock the universe as the sea of people celebrated.

But, wait a second!
Shh! One more step to go – the stone at the tomb.
Unlike Lazarus, Mary alone wouldn’t be able,
There was need for a divine turning of the table,
See I don’t tell you fables.

I can see may Angels clamoring to be appointed for the assignment, but it has to be perfect.
Even the stone recognize its creator, but was working on schedule,
The Angel was assigned, at the sight the soldiers melt away.
They slept to hide,
The stone is rolled aside,
The grave cloth was folded aside,
And Jesus to glory glide,
Jesus arose and told death step aside,
I am no longer doom but alive a new man on Jesus side.
This invitation I extend to you please come inside,
All He ask is that you believe He did it all for you and as you receive Him and Him alone as your saviour and Lord,
You become His Child.
Shalom!

Joshua Boyede
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